(a rinky dinky doo)
a "humping . . . hero" centre stage
a "fairy. . . toungey" in view
an audience in baited breath
hands sticky . . . . pop,s and fizz
call out . . . . "he,s behind you"
and . . . in many way,s . . . he is . . .
come in here dear boy and have a cigar
and it,s all boots cahoots
to her cynthia snoots
"i was born under a wandering star"
cause it,s all hogmany
but i,m not free today
about as much dense as a hideous honey
but as the clock strikes
is thie debbie does dykes
tell em all about the toungey toungey
the tv,s on but four,s a stare
a graveman for caveman a devil come slaveman
it,s not time to scream and shout
it,s sll des res . . . . . . . it,s right say,s lez
it,s said th devil minces out
but then did puff the magic dragon
really live so by the sea
as life goes on it,s . . . . somehow wrong
till . . . tick tick tocks . . . . .
it,s half past three ???
