mince pies it,s such fun
but readers beware of the hun in the sun
cause was it all really so "springtime for hitler
was everyone really so . . . happy and gay
it,s a ruse were not amuse but at the twilight of the day
an all curator dress me later gollums hiding in the vault
he,d all the time to rhyme the rhyme
so was cacofonix at fault
a hairspray gell so please do tell
a laughing gnome to fable
but was it really just a case of
bongsies is under the table
dickhead and dom . . . a do da run ron
a readers wife "to chase"
mince pies or mince lies it,s all mince-ter blue skies
but was that all really the case ??
a sooker loopy star wars troopy just don,t hog the joint
an april fool to cool to school
but was he just . . mincing the point ??
a readers wife "to chase"
mince pies or mince lies it,s all mince-ter blue skies
but was that all really the case ??
a sooker loopy star wars troopy just don,t hog the joint
an april fool to cool to school
but was he just . . mincing the point ??
dibble dibble ask me why
out to lunch the brady bunchbut mother wouldn,t hurt a fly
but draws applause a noble cause alas poor yorrick fridgidaire
the madman,s spent the meters bent but just who danced with fred astaire
cause were they really just so happy . . . romeo begin,s to yearn
i can,t believe it,s just not butter . . . but who,s sat beside the churn
fable fella . . . benderella . . . . but who,s in the mince machine . . .
the flibble sank the tank was rank . . . . but it,s a job for mr sheen
but talk of buttered bottomflapsthe postman call,s it,s all perhaps . . .
cause did the dibble quibble quibble bunny bunny scream and shout
but just beware . . . . the hippies stare
cause basket bea is. . coming out
