| old rocky rothstein he fell down a gold mine he,s got it all on tape it,s all so handy the rabbit it,s randy the jester it all goes to jape cause "uh oh" for "sending" a "station" it,s ending "sometimes" joe ninety it,s reel but sometimes disdainful larry the lameful when it comes to a wheel till glittering prize well how she tries up on the catwalk she,s now as little jack horners sat in the corner would you know it,s all chow cause dancing at "hammy,s" the chat of the "cannies" the brunette you bet with the hair until it,s a slip or it,s just a bad trip . . . a long and a well winding stair till fellas in celars it,s uri he gellers . . could be a fork or a spoon but dammit it,s granite . . forbidden it,s planet . . and quartz it,s like sand in a dune cause old rocky rothstein he fell down a gold mime he,d got it all on tape it,s all so handy the rabbit it,s randy the jester it all goes to jape |
but twinkle twinkle vroom vroom vars
a gnome on a roam when it,s doors half a jars
cause stickey me chicky it,s leg before wicky
but it,s all hi hi mickey an evening in bars
cause friend is a spend when it comes to the end
a cugarette bet when it comes to a vend
and missy she,s kissy it all comes to hat
it,s all double diamond but is it a beer mat
but i,ve got a brand new combine harvester
a wet t,shirt night it was there all to see
she was all full baord one eighty so scored
it,s live or it,s drive if you can,t find the key
till it,s snookys the game and it,s steve is the name
"i hate it" you played it the problem it,s yours
a friend is a spend when it comes to the ends
all,s fair in hair when it,s socks and it,s draw
a gnome on a roam when it,s doors half a jars
cause stickey me chicky it,s leg before wicky
but it,s all hi hi mickey an evening in bars
cause friend is a spend when it comes to the end
a cugarette bet when it comes to a vend
and missy she,s kissy it all comes to hat
it,s all double diamond but is it a beer mat
but i,ve got a brand new combine harvester
a wet t,shirt night it was there all to see
she was all full baord one eighty so scored
it,s live or it,s drive if you can,t find the key
till it,s snookys the game and it,s steve is the name
"i hate it" you played it the problem it,s yours
a friend is a spend when it comes to the ends
all,s fair in hair when it,s socks and it,s draw
an open as door . . . a way up the stair
the news of the views it,s a current affair
"i love you i love you" (but now he,s been "dumped")
heaving for leaving (by someone else humped)
he,s back to the door and he,s down on his kneess
(a sorry as tale from the birds and the bees)
but like some things are best to jest and better left unsaid
is he "into you like a train" is bela lugosi really dead
cause all good things they come to pass (some say that belsen was a gas)
and like a cuppa of tea that will sicken
some chicky as chips and an oven roast chicken
until he senses troubled stair arise to feet with spikey hair
no hairdo dryer i should have bet
theres ways and means to get hairgel set
and like a good woman (and everyone cares)
a day in the life of the who hairs as bears
the news of the views it,s a current affair
"i love you i love you" (but now he,s been "dumped")
heaving for leaving (by someone else humped)
he,s back to the door and he,s down on his kneess
(a sorry as tale from the birds and the bees)
but like some things are best to jest and better left unsaid
is he "into you like a train" is bela lugosi really dead
cause all good things they come to pass (some say that belsen was a gas)
and like a cuppa of tea that will sicken
some chicky as chips and an oven roast chicken
until he senses troubled stair arise to feet with spikey hair
no hairdo dryer i should have bet
theres ways and means to get hairgel set
and like a good woman (and everyone cares)
a day in the life of the who hairs as bears
he,s all sat in a cave
mewsing along
like a rat to a cat
"my precious . .
my bottle of vodka,s . . .. . all mine
and there,s no needy play,s . . .
. . all like that"
